tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46181138172752010502024-03-08T11:19:47.834-05:00SnippetsSammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-70278779211717465212014-04-19T22:23:00.004-04:002014-04-19T23:27:56.926-04:00Still seeking absolution everywhere.<br />
I want a tall, grassy hill to roll down<br />
someone/something benevolent<br />
waiting at the bottom,<br />
arms stained greenSammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-68163390507175385422013-03-05T13:42:00.001-05:002013-03-05T13:42:53.887-05:00The future smells like wet paint.Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-85026733898424800492012-08-20T02:35:00.000-04:002012-08-20T02:35:02.248-04:00Although he had been dead for at least five years, the supervisor's body had been left lounging at his desk chair for motivational purposes.Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-37022843190390397432012-05-01T03:43:00.000-04:002012-05-01T03:43:06.753-04:00After many left turns, there was a door that opened directly to the outside of the house, four stories up.Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-819431355888357832012-05-01T03:42:00.002-04:002012-05-02T18:11:45.736-04:00<br />
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Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-20827063323766756512011-12-20T04:49:00.002-05:002012-03-28T00:45:50.111-04:00<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style=" ;font-family:Verdana;font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333;">He had been amazed when she had agreed to go on the first in what would become (to his continued amazement) a considerable number of dates. He had been amazed further still when she began to spend hours at a time with him in his small apartment, which, for the last fifteen years, had held only himself and, for the last ten, his increasingly obese dog—except for occasional visits from his elderly mother who came primarily to make dire comments about his failure to produce grandchildren. Perhaps most amazing of all was the moment he realized that she was not opposed to the idea of him making love to her, which he did, like a clumsy, asthmatic turtle. So when he found the note on his kitchen counter, folded neatly and initialed in her flowery script, he was expecting anything but the message he found inside, which read simply:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><i><span style=" ;font-family:Verdana;font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333;">It’s just not working out. I’m sorry.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><i><span style=" ;font-family:Verdana;font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333;">-K</span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style=" ;font-family:Verdana;font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333;">The note delivered a blow straight to his argyle-checked stomach. He sank to the floor, where his dog trotted over and watched him nervously. He buried his face into the soft dog tummy and cried. Cried like an infant with his round shoulders squared forward and shaking with sobs. The dog, mildly interested, lifted its nose to snuffle wetly against his sweater, leaving an abstract dark blot as evidence.</span></span> </p>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-61318025208172705492011-11-22T13:45:00.003-05:002011-12-18T22:43:20.529-05:00<span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";color:#333333;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">She hit puberty like a car on a train track.</span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-68612042457093389962011-11-15T19:48:00.006-05:002011-12-18T22:41:56.944-05:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana, serif;"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">The best way to be is dreamy.</span></span></p></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-13836789942453176162011-09-03T17:29:00.002-04:002011-09-03T17:31:31.064-04:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">There was a door in the wall that was just big enough to fit someone very small. When he felt sad, he liked to climb into the unfinished niche and shut the door behind him. He would sit and suck on his thumb and rock back and forth as much as the small space would allow. Occasionally, when he would turn the knob to try to leave, it would stick stubbornly and he would fear that he might be trapped. But it always opened, and it was never enough to keep him from coming back. </span></span>
<br />Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-12252616505417261902011-08-27T02:27:00.004-04:002011-09-04T19:39:08.604-04:00<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:donotoptimizeforbrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:donotoptimizeforbrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana">He sat up somewhere new. Was he awake? It was hard to say. The ground below him was cold and hard and he could feel a gulf of dried saliva tightening the skin of his cheek. His head hurt, but his head always hurt. He was surrounded by nothing. No stars, no trees, not a single sound. Just dark, and the dull throbbing in his head. He sat up.</span><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-fareast-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS""></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="mso-bidi- font-size:85%"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“Can I please go home?” </span></span><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Verdana"></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="mso-bidi- font-size:85%"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana">There was no response, but he hadn’t really been expecting one. He felt the blood rush to his temples as he pushed himself up off the ground. Thoroughly disoriented, he felt like he was hanging upside-down. </span></span><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Verdana"></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="mso-bidi- font-size:85%"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“I’m asleep. I know I’m asleep. Please just let me wake up now.” </span></span><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana"></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="mso-bidi- font-size:85%"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana">He jumped up and down a few times, feeling the packed ground beneath his bare feet. </span></span><span style="font-size:8.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana"></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="mso-bidi- font-size:85%"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“I know I wasn’t supposed to fall asleep. I’m sorry, just please let me go home.” </span></span><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana"></span></p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:donotoptimizeforbrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> <span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">No response. He sighed heavily and then started to walk. The sky was beginning to turn a bruised shade of purple and he could see rolling hills on the horizon. There was nothing to do now but walk, and wait to wake up. So he walked.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-fareast-Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language: EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:";font-size:12.0pt;" ></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-25476432380753307152011-06-29T16:49:00.006-04:002012-05-20T19:27:09.307-04:00<div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', 'Times New Roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> “It was hell on earth. I saw my best buddies get blown to pieces, and the ones that made it out ended up on enough pills to run their own goddamn pharmaceutical companies. I was one of the lucky ones, if you can call it that. Never was injured. But I tell you, the worst day of my entire life happened in the fall of ’68. I was posted with another man from my regiment, one of the best friends I ever had. All of a sudden I hear this sound, this gunshot, and my heart’s racing a mile a minute because I hadn’t seen anyone around us for what seemed like miles. Once I stop looking for who fired the shot I turn back to my buddy to ask him if he’s seen anything. Well, he’s sure as hell not seen a goddamn thing because he’s been shot clean through the eye. Nothing but a smoking socket left, and his body’s gone limp except for his legs, still twitching like a cockroach on its back. Before I can even begin to process what in the hell has just happened, another shot hits the tree behind me not feet from my own head. I’m so goddamn scared I piss my pants, and I’m running through the jungle with pants soaked in my own piss and my buddy’s blood for so long I start getting delirious from exhaustion. The worst day of my goddamn life.” </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', 'Times New Roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>“Worst day of my goddamn life.”</span></span></div>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-50904246243057151042011-06-28T01:28:00.004-04:002012-03-28T00:55:21.821-04:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><div>The concept for this one was a collaboration with Parker Feierbach.</div><div>It's a draft that I haven't been particularly stringent with on the editing, so forgive me if it's a little patchy. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>The door of the diner creaked open reluctantly on its too-tight hinges. A family of four led by a timid looking father and a beleaguered mother made their way into the fluorescent buzz. Waiting patiently but not without a certain air of desperation, the father maintained a painful looking smile as they stood silently near the front of the diner. Realizing that nobody was coming to seat them, the mother strode off towards the nearest booth, stabbing the linoleum with her heels with each step while her children, shoving each other along the way, stay quick at her side. The waiter, shaken from his reverie behind the counter, made his way over to the table, ignoring the look of obvious distaste the mother is wearing as she wipes off crumbs with an unnecessarily thick stack of napkins.<br />“What can I get you folks?” the waiter asked, nervously eyeing the kids who had begun to pour splenda packets directly into their mouths and onto the floor.<br />“Well, we haven’t quite made up our minds here yet, think we could get a couple of coffees and a few more minutes?” replied the father good-naturedly.<br />“Sure thing. I’ll be right back with that.”<br />The waiter quickly retreats to the counter where his gum-snapping coworker is leaning and daydreaming with her mouth falling slightly open. Grabbing the coffee pot and two of the least chipped mugs, he makes his way back to the table and silently fills the cups. The father thanks him graciously while the mother continues to stare out of the window at the great, flat nothing outside.<br />Replacing the coffee pot in its customary place, the waiter rejoins his coworker leaning on the counter with a suppressed sigh. The waitress, shaking her unruly hair out of a large sunflower scrunchie and then wrangling it back in, turns to him with a look that says she has a topic that she’s eager to gossip about.<br />“So guess what Davie tol’ me last night?”<br />“I have no idea, Darleen.” The waiter rests his head on his hands, ready for a storm of brainless chatter. </span><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">“He told me that those people, you ‘member me telling you about them big-shot LA guys that came saw him do his magic show? Well he says that those people are considering giving him his own show on cable TV, doing his tricks and stuff. I told him, I says, I’m happy for you Davie, but where’s that leave me if you’re gonna run off to LA? And he told me I was worrying for nothin’, and he’d make me his assistant on his TV show, y’know, like the girl he saws in half and stuff. You know how men are, though, Jim, right, because you’re gay and all. They’ll promise you the moon and back and not mean a damn word of it. You know what I mean?"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">In truth, the waiter has not listened to a word that Darleen said since she opened her mouth. While normally distracted when Darleen begins her tirades that usually end with an allusion to him being gay in a way that suggested that she felt she deeply understood what he, as a gay man, stood for, today he was particularly so. He was focusing his attention on a man in a gray coat seated in a booth in the far corner who was thumbing through the paper leisurely. The man had been coming in every day for months, and yet the waiter still knew nothing about him. He liked that. In a town where people will tell you their life story as quick as their first name, it was hard not to appreciate a glimmer of mystery. Anyway, it was better than most of the asshole regulars that the diner attracted—the scumbags who spoke to him lewdly and the bible-thumpers who wanted to save his soul. When he saved up enough money, he was out of there—his parents would be glad to be rid of him, God knows. He was quickly and literally snapped out of his reverie by the mother, who had begun to snap loudly to get his attention, long red nails flashing.<br />The waiter made his way over to the table where the surly woman had sunken back into her seat.<br />“Ready to order?”<br />The father was the first to respond. “I think we are. I will have… give me the scrambler plate, I’ll have that, and the kids’ll both have pancakes. You kids like pancakes, right?”<br />“I told you I want a fucking milkshake, dad!” yelled the son, snatching the menu from his hands.<br />“It’s seven in the morning, Michael, you can’t have a milkshake,” replied the father, in tense good humor.<br />“You never let me have freaking anything! Kate wants a milkshake too, don’t you?” The little sister nodded firmly while wiping her dripping nose down the length of her sleeve.<br />“You’re going to have pancakes, kids, and that’s, that’s that!” The father plucked the menu from his scowling son’s hands and handed it back to the waiter.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">“And you, ma’am? What can I get for you?” The waiter was interrupted by a long yawn from the next booth. A prostitute sat up on the bench seat, rubbing at the reservoirs of mascara under her eyes and adjusting her red wig, which had gone slightly askew while she slept.<br />“More coffee.” The woman stared down at her hands, clenching and unclenching the manicured fingers.<br />“Alright, I’ll have that out for you in a few minutes.”<br />The father looked across the table at his kids, who had begun to hit each other in an argument over the last splenda packet. He wondered how he had let them grow up to be such unpleasant creatures. He had always thought he would never be that kind of dad. Then again, there were a lot of things about his life he never would have thought. That was what this road trip was about. Taking the wife and kids up to Chicago to see his family and where he had grown up, and maybe even breaking through the icy façade his wife had carefully constructed over the past couple of weeks.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">He looked over at her. She didn’t turn to meet his gaze. Instead, she began fussing at the children—their son had been punching their daughter in the arm, and her little face forecasted rapidly approaching tears.<br />He’d never meant to hurt his wife. They had gotten married so young, and so in love that he had never considered the possibility that it could, and would, fade over the years. Then there had been the tension between he and one of his coworkers for months-- he never really considered it much because he was so much older, but he felt it, and he was fairly sure she did too. He never would have done anything about it, but there was that damn company party, and she had had far too much to drink, and he couldn’t have let her drive herself home. He wished he’d dropped her off at the door. He wished they hadn’t sat talking for over an hour. He wished she weren’t so beautiful, and so interesting, and so young. He wished he wouldn’t have kissed her back. He never thought he would be the type of man to cheat on his wife. He regretted dragging his resentful family out on this roadtrip—he regretted just about everything.<br />He refocused on his surroundings. The waitress was handing a man in a gray coat a plate of toast. He thought it looked so peaceful, being able to sit and read the paper uninterrupted. It was a thought he often had; what it would have been like if he had never gotten married. He liked the idea of himself as a free agent—nobody to disappoint, nobody to hold him accountable. He thought the man in the gray coat had the right idea. He looked down into his empty coffee cup. He needed a refill.<br />The waitress, still holding a pot brimming with fresh coffee, had made her way over to an adjacent table where a stony-faced pastor sat, making notes on that day’s sermon. The pastor looked up at her chipper face, hidden under liberally-applied blue eyeshadow and pancake foundation, and shook his head.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">“You women, always trying to flaunt your looks in defiance of God. Take my wife for example!” a thin projectile of saliva shot its way through his clenched teeth onto the table.<br />“I know pastor, you’ve told me. Sounds to me like she was a real nut.” The waitress winced inwardly, knowing full well what was about to happen.<br />“Ran off after a holy cow of all things! She was a worshipper of false idols, that woman, and it was the death of her! She was always getting those crazy ideas in her head. You women always are. I never’d thought that she’d up and leave one day, but sure enough, one morning I wake up and what do you know but she was gone. Left a note saying she’d gone to follow some cow with a bunch of other loons runnin’ after a false prophet. Got her killed. It sure did. You women are all alike. Tell me, Darleen, have you ever read the good book?”<br />“Sure, I’ve read parts, but it’s real long. I sure am sorry about your wife, Pastor,” the waitress repeated, as she always did when he began his tirades. Her mind began to drift off, as it always did, but this time she was thinking about the man in the gray coat. She had never noticed before how remarkably handsome he was. In fact, now that she was thinking about it, she was willing to bet anything that he was some kind of movie star—or television, at least. She figured that was probably why he’d never said much, trying to keep up his cover. She read celebrity magazines and she knew how they like their privacy. A real celebrity, she thought. She could hardly believe it.<br />The pastor continued to talk of vanity and hell-fire and his wayward, sinning wife, while the waitress intently watched the man in the gray coat stand up, place a few bills on the table, and slowly make his way towards the exit.<br />“You have a nice day, now!” She called after him. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">The man in the gray coat made his way out to his car. The weather had gotten a little colder than he had expected for this time of fall, and most of the leaves had already settled onto the ground. He drove in silence on the way home, not bothering to turn on the radio and search through the handful of static-filled stations. When he arrived, he could make out the faint blue glow of the television through the slightly gapped blinds of the front window. On the way up the door, he could even hear the electric voices and heavy-handed music coming from inside. He was not surprised when he came in to find his elderly mother quietly snoring in front of the blaring television, but still felt a small pang of guilt. She must have slept there all night. Switching off the TV, he turned to her and gently hoisted her up enough to transfer her onto her wheelchair. He rolled her into her adjoining bedroom and placed her onto the bed, half-awake and blearily inquiring into his night of work, pulling the covers up to her chin. He gave her a small kiss on the forehead and left the room, shutting the door softly.<br />He settled down into the chair she had been sitting in, still warm from her body. The windows rattled softly with the wind. He fell asleep.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-67937967086356026232011-05-07T03:38:00.008-04:002011-05-07T17:10:47.958-04:00<p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:15.0pt"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">Thomas lay in bed watching the silhouetted shapes of cowboys and buffaloes play across the walls, the work of a rotating luminary serving as a night-light. Breaking through the white static sounds of the house he began to hear a low rumbling coming from across the hallway. Gathering his willpower, he quietly stepped out of bed and padded across the way to his younger brother’s room. The door was slightly ajar and, coming from somewhere inside, a dazzling light illuminated the adjacent wall. Thomas knocked softly before pushing open the door.</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:15.0pt"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">His brother, hanging halfway out of the window, was tightly gripping a fishing rod, knuckles turning white and bare feet grappling with the bottoms of his too-long pajama pants. A blinding white glow streamed in through the open window and Thomas had to struggle to keep his eyes, which were involuntarily fastening shut against the glare, open enough to see what was happening. At the end of his brother's fishing line, inches from the windowsill, was the moon- dusty, pockmarked, and looming enormous.</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"> <span style="color:#333333">For a few moments the two stood that way as if frozen-- Thomas still in the doorway and Steven quietly struggling with the catch at the end of his line.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:15.0pt"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">“Steven, what are you doing?” Thomas whispered sharply.</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:15.0pt"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">“I’ve caught the moon.”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:15.0pt"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;color:#333333">“You can’t catch the moon right now, do you know what time it is? You'll have to put it back.”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; color:#333333;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep. Please don't tell mom and dad."</span></span><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></p>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-28449142695265648882011-02-10T16:14:00.012-05:002011-02-10T19:06:35.949-05:00<span class="Apple-style-span"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">Billy adjusted his makeshift blanket of tattered jackets so that just his eyes and the very tip of his freckled nose were exposed. He kept his eyes trained on a flash of black that continuously appeared and disappeared at the end of the alleyway. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“Probably just bats, is all,” he thought warily. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">Each time it reappeared, however, there seemed to be more substance to the form, and it even appeared to be making its way closer in a sort of sporadic and roundabout fashion. Billy strained to hear the faint slosh of wheels through grit over the cobblestone, as well as an eerie high-pitched wheeze of laughter. There was no question that the thing, whatever it was, was soon to be very close. Billy pulled the jacket down the rest of the way over his eyes and clenched his hands tightly together, not even daring to breathe. He’d heard stories about what happened to children in the dead of night while the rest of the world slept and, remembering them now, he felt the fine hairs on the back of his neck and arms rising. He waited in total silence until the air under his jacket became so stifling that he dared to raise it up just an inch to steal a breath. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>Billy, freed from the stuffy cocoon, looked up expecting to see only the milky darkness of the alley. Regrettably, this was not to be the case. Instead, he looked directly into two enormous, looming eyes, accompanied by an implausibly thick unibrow. The man bent down low at the waist, twig-like legs bowed, hands resting on a small and crooked black bicycle, while the tip of his misshapen, hooked nose nearly rested on Billy’s own. The man spoke, his mustache twitched, his fingers curled,<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“Tell me, little boy. What is your greatest fear?”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">As he spoke he reached for a small glass jar in the basket of his bicycle, long fingers slowly unscrewing the lid. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“I…I don’t know sir.” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“You don’t know? I’m afraid you misunderstand me. What are you afraid of, boy? What wakes you up in the middle of the night? What sends a shiver down your spine? What slithers about in the dark corners of your mind? Hm?” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“I suppose I’m afraid of spiders, sir, and…” he hesitated before continuing, “bogeymen, kidnappers, you know.” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“Yes, that’s all very good. And are you afraid of me?” He took one step forward, and placed the glass jar just under Billy’s nose.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“Well, yes, a little.” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">The man drew up to his full height, eyes glinting dangerously as he leered down at Billy. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“You’d be very wise to be afraid, very wise indeed. Can I trust you to keep a secret?” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">Billy nodded nervously. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; ">The man leaned in close and whispered, </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; ">“I <i>am</i> the bogey man.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana">The inside of the jar became fogged with Billy’s short, panicked breaths. The man screwed the lid back on tightly and immediately. Strangely, at that same moment, Billy ceased to fear the him at all. He looked up at him in wonderment as the man quietly and carefully replaced the jar into his basket. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Verdana"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“What…what did you just do that for?” asked Billy, feeling emboldened.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>“I’ve just bottled your fear, my boy. I am a collector, a purveyor, and a protector of fear. In my home I have thousands of different fears, bottled up and shelved alphabetically. I appreciate your assistance. Now if you excuse me, I need to be going.” </span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-14188776459411234212010-08-25T16:40:00.004-04:002010-08-25T16:52:26.610-04:00Work in progress<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >Curtsville was a town like the bottom of a rock, a place only a mushroom could love. Perpetually humid, sticky, and dark, the only inhabitants were toadish people who mostly stayed in their homes. Neighbors generally only saw each another when one would totter out of their shuttered home, stare peevishly at the shrubbery inching ever so slightly onto their property line, collect their mail, and quickly make their way back in. The Millers were one of these families.<br />Mr. and Mrs. Miller had ten children, all girls. Their names were One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten. Mr. and Mrs. Miller did not have time to sit around generating fanciful names for ten children. One was sixteen years old, and Ten was three. After Ten had been born, Mrs. Miller had begun sleeping in the guest room. She much resembled the quilted rabbits chasing after the folds in the sheets and rendered in realistic watercolors hanging on the walls. Mr. Miller resembled a peeled potato. The children, all ten of them, resembled their parents.<br />The Millers were not an affectionate family. The girls, even Ten, were more like small, solemn adults than children. The only time anyone came into contact was one another was at bedtime, when Mr. Miller would go to the girls’ rooms, sit on the end of their bed, and count their fingers and toes. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten fingers. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten toes. Finding the count satisfactory, he’d snap off the light and retreat to an empty bedroom, where he would lie on his sunken stomach and snore until the single sickly rays of light would intervene in the morning.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-79531061938123506062010-04-27T15:40:00.004-04:002010-04-27T15:48:04.399-04:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Dr. Thompson was an excellent physician. All of his former patients, when asked about him, would fairly gush, calling him "an absolute angel", and "a miracle worker". It seemed there was no disorder, illness, or deformity that Dr. Thompson could not fix.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Dr. Thompson, however, had one minor flaw-- he suffered from a rare but serious disorder himself: an acute fear of zombies. So, while he was exceptionally adept at caring for his living patients, the sight of a flatline triggered blind panic. Without fail, after a patient had been confirmed deceased (a consequence of natural and unavoidable causes, of course), Dr. Thompson would turn to his nurses, shouting, "SHOOT IT. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!" before turning back to the grieving family to offer his sincere condolences for their loss.</span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-81244911668065962082010-04-12T18:21:00.009-04:002010-04-26T23:00:54.477-04:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There once was an old man who lived on a hill. To say that this old man owned clocks would be an understatement comparable to saying it is occasionally nippy in Alaska. The amount of clocks that the old man kept in his small house was so great, that neighbors up to a mile away swore they could hear the whirring of gears and the great hollow tick-tocks of countless grandfather clocks. The entire town woke up simultaneously at seven each morning with a cacophony of bells and beeping that visitors to the town often mistook for a fire truck passing, pulling their cars to the side of their lanes and checking in all directions for the phantom vehicle. Where did this strange obsession begin? Rumors abounded, but the most reputable version of the tale came from a teenage girl who had been allowed to enter the house for tea after her dog had decided that the underneath old man's front porch would be the perfect place to play a one-sided game of hide and seek. It seemed that it all had stemmed from a visit to a county fair, rather unsurprisingly, as that is where many things are apt to begin-- relationships, food poisoning, phobias of both clowns and heights.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Many decades earlier, the man, who was then not a man at all, but rather an impressionable boy, had visited a fortune teller at a local fair. As fate would have it, that fortune teller had peered into the murky dregs of a tea cup and saw within them what she promised to be the exact date he would die, right down to the time of day. For a memory slowly becoming blurrier around the edges, the old man had related the next occurrence with gusto, tea splattering his trousers as his hands became more animated. As the fortune teller had listed off those numbers, the cuckoo clock on the wall began to chime. and chime. and chime. Even after the woman had pried out the batteries (and, in her haste, snapped a single talon-like fingernail, letting loose a steady stream of obscenity) and unceremoniously beating the faulty machine against an overstuffed loveseat, it continued to bleat even as the boy hurried out through the beaded curtain. After he had returned home, still shaken from the strange events of the day, the boy quietly removed a clock from the living room and placed it onto his bedside table. He was unable to sleep that night- he watched the minute hand perform its silent, relentless march until the birds outside of his window began to sing of the coming morning.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">For her part, the girl who had been privileged as the sole audience to the entire bizarre account immediately retold the story to everyone she encountered, as teenage girls are wont to do, and soon everyone who lived in the town could (and would) retell it just as well, right down to the exact date that the fortune teller had prophesied. Many had it down to an art-- pausing meaningfully particularly after recounting the ceaseless cuckoo clock. While most of the community had accepted the unsolicited wake-up calls and eccentric habits of their neighbor on the hill, a few paticularly loathsome youths had begun to plot a prank to silence the precious clockworks. The plan had been hatched a week prior, a rotten apple of a plan dropped directly from the twisted trunk of a mind belonging to a boy named John, pimple faced and neanderthalic. He soon gathered his equally greasy friends to rally their support.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Man, I'm sick of this shit. If I wanted to wake up at seven in the morning I would've stayed in high school. I don't care what kind of voodoo bullshit reason everybody thinks he's got, he's just fucking old and crazy. You guys heard the story, right, about the fair and shit?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Yeah man," sounded the illiterate chorus.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Alright. Well, I got this idea, okay? Just follow this for a minute. This guy thinks he's gonna die at this exact date, right? And he's got all these clocks and calenders and shit, and he's like watching them counting down. So I figure this guy's real old, his memory's probably ain't good. It'll be real easy to trick him, see what I'm sayin?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Yeah, totally," again the gallery confirmed.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"So I've been watching this guy for the past couple of weeks, seein what he does and shit. And I realized, he only goes into town on Tuesdays, you know, for groceries or whatever. And I was thinkin, why don't we sneak in, and reset all of his clocks and calendars to the time that he's supposed to croak."</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Dude, let's do it,"-- a contribution from Bradley, a heavyset thug with a penchant for locks. Breaking them, specifically.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Alright, awesome. So how about tomorrow we meet up outside his place, you know, hide out for a little while, and then when he goes out to buy his weekly prune juice, we have a little fun."</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Grunts and chuckles in the affirmative followed.</span><br />>>><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">At noon the next day, wooden milkmen and tiny Swedish girls with rosy cheeks and frozen expressions popped from their clockwork homes. They bowed to one another on tiny pegged knees, and spun around in celebration of the passing of another hour and as always, a beautiful day in the cuckoo clock neighborhood. It was fortunate that their tiny happy eyes were only paint on wood, because their wooden knees certainly would have been knocking had they been able to see the two enormous eyes staring back. The eyes, attached to a piggish face and scant brains, were glowing with snorting, greedy glee. Sweaty hands grabbed clock dials and fashioned them at odd angles, pinning them to a time that would have struck fear in many small wooden hearts, had they the capacity to understand the fiendish plot they had involuntarily become agents of. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The same motions were being repeated on all of the many clocks in the house by hands attached to equally brutish bodies with equally shining eyes. Dials were spun, hands were twisted, batteries were pulled, the rapid flipping of innumerable calendar pages producing a sound like a hummingbird's heart on a first date. And then the great, solid, GONG of bat against the innards of grandfather clocks, turning ambitious gears and cogs into modern art. Every cuckoo worth his salt had picked up his springs and ran back home. The row of clocks that formed a sprawling countryside of tiny Milkmaids and fat boys in suspenders was a ghost town-- they had assumed the bomb raid position and showed no signs of moving. Electronic clocks glowed blankly. Four sets of eyes did the same as they surveyed their handiwork. Not so much as a single minute hand out of position, not a single calender date gone unchecked. Not bad for boys who, among them, could barely scrape together the equivalent of a high school education. They wiped their sweaty brows onto their shirt sleeves, sniggering, high fiving.<br />"Alright, we've got like fifteen minutes. I say, we go wait behind the back window for the show to begin," said John, ever the moving orator. And, like good little boys, the rest of his cronies followed single file, carefully shutting the door behind them.<br />It would have made the old man proud, the manner in which John compulsively checked his wrist watch for the remainder of that fifteen minutes-- perhaps it would have reminded him of himself as a boy. When the last painful seconds crawled by, he began to elbow his companions and hissed out a stern, "Shhh!"<br />The old man, who had at that moment breached the hill, might have wondered for a second if a garden snake had taken up residence in his yard. His thin legs carried him and his bulging brown bags of groceries quickly through snake territory, onto the front porch, where he swung open the door. Had he locked it before leaving? He couldn't remember.<br />If the old man had found the noise he'd heard approaching the lawn odd, he certainly found the lack of noise inside of his house odd. He swiveled his head and tea-saucer ears to each side, catching only the faint buzz of white silence. And that's when he noticed. Hands trembling, he slowly approached his kitchen clock. The face of the clock, a bewhiskered cat fashioned out of plastic, seemed to be smiling more broadly than usual, but its pendulum tail lay stock still. And its hands, or rather paws, pointed at at the time that had brought the man jolting out of his sleep in cold sweat countless times since boyhood. The first bag of groceries dropped. Cans rolled across the floor in waves that broke at counters. Outside the window, the boys stifled laughter with their hands clasped over their mouths. The laughter slowly broke up after the second bag dropped. The old man stumbled into his living room as if in a trance, foot catching on the worn rug, leaving him sprawled below the largest clock in his collection- the grandfather clock, which at this moment peered down at him with no sympathy in its solid face, no quiet turning of gears, no tick-tocks, no movement at all. Slowly, the old man began to mirror his treasured clock. His face hardening into oaken acceptance, every movement stilled except for the slow panning of milky eyes across his loyal clocks, in which he found the same cold resolution. Betrayed by time, betrayed by his clocks, the old man let out one last sigh, the shine went out of those clouded orbs, and his own organic tick-tock ceased to keep time.<br />Outside, John stood alone. "Jesus, I didn't...I thought..." he looked around him, and realized his friends had long since ran off.<br />John alone would be the one to witness what occurred next. Every clock in the house began to ring in a slower, muted approximation of their former orchestrations. And ring. And ring. And ring. John ran back to town that afternoon and told everyone he could find of what had happened- but who would believe a brute like him?<br /><br /></span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-44129808804493723152010-03-30T19:17:00.010-04:002010-04-13T16:42:26.249-04:00Nonfiction<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Back in elementary school, our teachers always used to do this activity on the last day of school that required everyone to write one nice thing about each student on a piece of paper. And I would always get at least one variant of this: "You're shy."<br />To me, saying "you're shy" seemed akin to writing "you have braces" or "you have a lot of arm hair," a mundane observation bordering on insulting. It's not as if it bothered me because I wasn't aware that that was how my 9-year old peers perceived me. I was awkward, slightly neurotic, and cried a lot (for those thinking it: I </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:78%;" >have</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" > changed a little. I'm better at not being or doing any of those three things in public). What bothered me was that it was, apparently, my single most recognizable trait. Teachers would write their own comments on the top of the paper after the students had completed them, and the majority of the time I could predict what they were going to write, right down to the exclamation mark: "You've really come out of your shell this year!" I could have built a condo out of all of the shells I supposedly came out of from the ages 5-12.<br />Every once in a while, I can still feel my inner kid shine through. Whenever I end up saddled in a situation where I have to maintain small-talk with someone I don't know very well, whenever I blush and somebody notices- I start feeling the weight of all of those old shells creeping back again.</span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-68889804821130396842010-03-03T09:02:00.000-05:002010-03-03T09:03:14.202-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The cow stared at the milk carton and wondered if there was a God. </span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-25036330756549071082010-02-23T23:43:00.005-05:002010-02-24T23:52:10.465-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It was a pleasant and nondescript afternoon when a man stopped to admire the roses being peddled on the sidewalk. In this unexpected moment of tranquility, he lifted one to his nose and inhaled. Simultaneously, and much unbeknownst to the gentleman, a particularly small and industrious bug made the journey from the smooth outer rim of the flower into the uncharted caverns of the man's left nostril.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">After continuing along the dark and damp path to its logical conclusion, the bug found himself in the central point of the man's brain. All of the secrets of this glorious gelatinous lump were revealed to the little bug. The bug was greatly taken aback by the knowledge he was now privy to. The bug knew that the man had stopped at the cart not in the interest of botany, but in order to more closely study the subtle curves of the lady peddler. The bug knew that the socks the man was wearing had been the socks the man was wearing for three days now. He knew that the man didn't call his mother often enough, that he had very little luck with women (not for any lack of effort), and that he had a particular distaste for small dogs.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Having learned enough, the bug decided that humans were a particularly vile breed and gradually began his descent, hoping for sweeter and smoother pastures.</span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-55227066249978597842010-02-17T18:16:00.003-05:002010-02-17T19:00:02.948-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">By the time Mrs. Phillips had changed into her modest one-piece, a ring of children had formed around the pool. Not a single one was in the water.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> "My dear students, may I ask why not a one of you has gotten into that pool?"</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> "Sam saw an alligator under one of the floaties!" lisped little Elizabeth.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> "I see. Sam, could I have a word?" she beckoned with a stern finger. "It isn't nice to play tricks. Now look, you've gotten everyone into a frenzy over nothing. This isn't to happen again, do we understand one another?"</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> Sam stared at his bare feet, chastened.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> "Now, I'm going to show you all there is absolutely no alligator in this pool."</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Mrs. Phillips strode purposefully to the side of the pool and dived in in a graceful arc.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The next week, Mrs. Phillips' replacement began teaching classes.</span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-29713280340997145782010-02-15T00:30:00.000-05:002010-02-15T00:31:20.269-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The wallpaper curled back in the corner where the door met the wall, and you could still see the faded pencil marks where someone had scrawled their initials. It was kind of nice, thinking that someone had been in that same spot however many years ago. I wish I knew where they were now, and if they were happy, or if they were still hiding their initials in new places waiting to be discovered. </span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-89792215748946837312010-02-08T21:20:00.001-05:002010-02-15T00:31:50.903-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Nobody noticed, at first, when the man ambled his way over and began to casually dig his fingers into the birthday girl’s cake. Only after the piñata had been broken and the subsequent frenzy died down, each child having shoved as many tootsie rolls into their pockets and mouths as possible, did the first parent notice the man--face fairly covered in buttercream frosting, scooping the last decorative flower off of the maimed cake. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> As discreetly as possible, he leaned to the girl’s father and whispered, “Hey Jean, uh… I think you need to look over there.” </span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4618113817275201050.post-47519080373190528012009-12-18T23:49:00.002-05:002009-12-18T23:51:21.121-05:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">When the mayor was informed of the spiking levels of petty theft, he cried. Legislation is hard to come by in Toddler Town.</span></span>Sammihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040502193284295539noreply@blogger.com0